If I hear one more person say “Why are pictures so expensive? You just press a button” I’m gonna lose it. In my twenty years in this business, I’ve seen it all, heard it all, and lived it all. With over a thousand weddings under my belt, trust me—if something can go wrong at a wedding, it will happen. You need your professionals to be ready for anything. I’ve seen my fair share of unexpected events. I’ve been there, handled it, and made sure the day kept rolling.
I have the experience to navigate scheduling mishaps, tech failures, and every kind of wedding-day disaster you can imagine. Family drama? Been there. Momzilla in full meltdown mode? Handled it. Drunk Uncle Bob trying to take over the mic? Diffused. I am a problem solver. Period. What you are paying all of this money for is someone who not only takes one hell of a photo, but someone who can handle ANYTHING. I’d say you can’t put a price on that. But you can– and I did.
Yes, I’m a calming force, but more than that—I’m a lot of fun. I keep you, your bridal party, and your family laughing- a lot- because that’s when the best photos happen. You’ll never hear me say, “Look here! Smile!” That’s not my process. Instead, I create moments where you’re naturally having fun, so the joy in your photos is 100% real. I also get along with everyone—the maître d’, the event coordinators, heck, even the limo driver. Why? Because we’re all here for one thing: YOU. We are your team, and I make sure that’s exactly how it is. When everyone is on the same page, your day runs smoothly, and you get the experience (and certainly the photos) you deserve.
And let’s be real—your photographer is the only vendor who’s with you the entire day. Hear that, way in the back? I’m by your side from the first sip of your morning mimosa to the last dance. That means when something inevitably doesn’t go as planned, I’m the one keeping you calm, fixing the issue at hand swiftly and discreetly, and most importantly making sure you still have the best day ever.
I’ve stepped in when nobody else could. I’ve sewn a broken wedding dress strap in the church vestibule, and (admittedly) I have mastered all the girl things. I’ll make sure the bridesmaids hold their flowers the right way, tell the groomsmen which jacket buttons to fasten (yes, there’s a correct way), and pin a dozen boutonnieres in under five minutes flat.
What sets me apart? It’s simple—I’m not just a photographer; I’m an expert in every aspect of the wedding day. But there’s one more thing that truly sets me apart, and it’s a big one: I only take on twelve weddings a year. That’s it.
Why? Because delivering the highest quality experience requires me to be at my best—mentally, physically, and creatively. While the schedule doesn’t always break down to a perfect “one wedding per month” (thanks to peak and off-peak seasons), twelve is my sweet spot.
When I arrive on the morning of your wedding, I’m all in. No burnout, no back-to-back chaos—just my full energy, focus, and passion for capturing your day exactly as it deserves to be.
By now, you’ve probably decided you either can’t stand me or you’re very intrigued. If it’s the latter—let’s meet. I’d love to get to know you both as a couple, have some laughs, and see if we’re a good fit.
Text my office, and let’s set up dinner. A nice place—cloth napkins, a bougie cocktail, maybe even the filet. While I’m settling up the bill, I’m confident you’ll be on the iPad signing your retainer. And if not? Totally fine—I’m not the guy for everyone. But just so we’re clear… you’re picking up the tab.
Let’s do this.
